Sunday, May 20, 2012

Funny SMS

Tamil SMS in English Letters

SMS #1
 
Yousikka vendiya Kavithai: 
"Theruvil Parthavalai Nesipathai Vida
Karuvil Kaathavalai Nesi !"

Dedicated to all guys who love your mother...!

SMS #2

Petha ponnukkum 
Exam Paperukkum 
1 Otrumai irukku
Enna Theriyuma


Rendayum Katti Kodukkura varaikkum
Orey thalai vali dhaan.


Quotes on Bikes

Bike Quotes

 After purchasing or buying a bike many of them would like to write a quote or some funny phrases in the back side or in the front side of their bikes. The below funny quotes or biker's quotes may help them to reduce their thinking on what can be written on their bike.

Can be written on Back Side of the Bike:

"Don't follow me 
follow Jesus"

"Smell my Smoke"

"It's my grandfather's road"

"Thank you follower !"

"Are you ready...?
Come with me"

"I bet you have one dick."

"Catch me if you can"

"You are @ No: 2"

"Dad's gift"

"Mom's Gift"


Can be written on the Silencer:

"Today's Death Tomorrow Milk"



Can be written on the Mask:

Your Good Name





Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Village Quotes

Even if the river is flooded with milk,
Dog can only lick it.

Even if the sparrow flies high and high,
It cannot be an eagle.

In the land of Blind,
One-Eyed is king.

Even if we drink milk under a palm tree
Every one will consider as we drink Palm milk.

A girl who knows not dance
said that the stage is not good.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Funny Quotes

"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy.
Her heart. - Melanie Griffith"

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Sex Quotes and Sayings

"All Women are beautiful when lights are out"

"A dirty book is rarely dusty."

"If a virgin cunt goes to heaven,
10000 penis will follow..."

"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."

"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects"

"A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing."

Monday, April 12, 2010

Albert Einstein's Quotes and One Liners

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."

"I am convinced that God does not play dice."

"God is subtle but he is not malicious."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."

"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."

"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."

"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."

"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."

"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."

"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."

"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."

"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."

"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."

"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile."

"He who cherishes the values of culture cannot fail to be a pacifist."

"The most precious things in life are note those one gets for money."

"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."

"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives."

"Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools."

"The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent or absorbing positive knowledge"

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough"

Abraham Lincoln Quotes

"The probability that we may fall in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just; it shall not deter me."

"Passion has helped us; but can do so no more. It will in future be our enemy. Reason, cold, calculating, unimpassioned reason, must furnish all the materials for our future support and defense."

"I do not think I could myself, be brought to support a man for office, whom I knew to be an open enemy of, and scoffer at, religion."

"You know I dislike slavery; and you fully admit the abstract wrong of it."

"If you are resolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already."

"Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment, nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed."

"This is a world of compensations; and he who would be no slave, must consent to have no slave."

"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it."

"Every blade of grass is a study; and to produce two, where there was but one, is both a profit and a pleasure."

"Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it."

"What is conservatism? Is it not adherence to the old and tried, against the new and untried?"

"To His care commending you, as I hope in your prayers you will commend me, I bid you an affectionate farewell."

"The man does not live who is more devoted to peace than I am. None who would do more to preserve it."

"Plainly, the central idea of secession, is the essence of anarchy."

"I cannot make it better known than it already is that I strongly favor colonization."

"In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all; and, to the young, it comes with bitterest agony, because it takes them unawares."

"You are ambitious, which, within reasonable bounds, does good rather than harm."

"I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me."

"I am greatly obliged to you, and to all who have come forward at the call of their country."

"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."