Sex Quotes and Sayings

"All Women are beautiful when lights are out"

"A dirty book is rarely dusty."

"If a virgin cunt goes to heaven,
10000 penis will follow..."

"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."

"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects"

"A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing."