Even if the river is flooded with milk,
Dog can only lick it.
Even if the sparrow flies high and high,
It cannot be an eagle.
In the land of Blind,
One-Eyed is king.
Even if we drink milk under a palm tree
Every one will consider as we drink Palm milk.
A girl who knows not dance
said that the stage is not good.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Funny Quotes
"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy.
Her heart. - Melanie Griffith"
Her heart. - Melanie Griffith"
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Sex Quotes and Sayings
"All Women are beautiful when lights are out"
"A dirty book is rarely dusty."
"If a virgin cunt goes to heaven,
10000 penis will follow..."
"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects"
"A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing."
"A dirty book is rarely dusty."
"If a virgin cunt goes to heaven,
10000 penis will follow..."
"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
"My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects"
"A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing."
Monday, April 12, 2010
Albert Einstein's Quotes and One Liners
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."
"I am convinced that God does not play dice."
"God is subtle but he is not malicious."
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."
"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile."
"He who cherishes the values of culture cannot fail to be a pacifist."
"The most precious things in life are note those one gets for money."
"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."
"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives."
"Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools."
"The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent or absorbing positive knowledge"
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough"
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."
"I am convinced that God does not play dice."
"God is subtle but he is not malicious."
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."
"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile."
"He who cherishes the values of culture cannot fail to be a pacifist."
"The most precious things in life are note those one gets for money."
"Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind."
"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives."
"Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools."
"The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent or absorbing positive knowledge"
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough"
Abraham Lincoln Quotes
"The probability that we may fall in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just; it shall not deter me."
"Passion has helped us; but can do so no more. It will in future be our enemy. Reason, cold, calculating, unimpassioned reason, must furnish all the materials for our future support and defense."
"I do not think I could myself, be brought to support a man for office, whom I knew to be an open enemy of, and scoffer at, religion."
"You know I dislike slavery; and you fully admit the abstract wrong of it."
"If you are resolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already."
"Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment, nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed."
"This is a world of compensations; and he who would be no slave, must consent to have no slave."
"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it."
"Every blade of grass is a study; and to produce two, where there was but one, is both a profit and a pleasure."
"Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it."
"What is conservatism? Is it not adherence to the old and tried, against the new and untried?"
"To His care commending you, as I hope in your prayers you will commend me, I bid you an affectionate farewell."
"The man does not live who is more devoted to peace than I am. None who would do more to preserve it."
"Plainly, the central idea of secession, is the essence of anarchy."
"I cannot make it better known than it already is that I strongly favor colonization."
"In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all; and, to the young, it comes with bitterest agony, because it takes them unawares."
"You are ambitious, which, within reasonable bounds, does good rather than harm."
"I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me."
"I am greatly obliged to you, and to all who have come forward at the call of their country."
"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."
"Passion has helped us; but can do so no more. It will in future be our enemy. Reason, cold, calculating, unimpassioned reason, must furnish all the materials for our future support and defense."
"I do not think I could myself, be brought to support a man for office, whom I knew to be an open enemy of, and scoffer at, religion."
"You know I dislike slavery; and you fully admit the abstract wrong of it."
"If you are resolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already."
"Public sentiment is everything. With public sentiment, nothing can fail; without it nothing can succeed."
"This is a world of compensations; and he who would be no slave, must consent to have no slave."
"Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it."
"Every blade of grass is a study; and to produce two, where there was but one, is both a profit and a pleasure."
"Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it."
"What is conservatism? Is it not adherence to the old and tried, against the new and untried?"
"To His care commending you, as I hope in your prayers you will commend me, I bid you an affectionate farewell."
"The man does not live who is more devoted to peace than I am. None who would do more to preserve it."
"Plainly, the central idea of secession, is the essence of anarchy."
"I cannot make it better known than it already is that I strongly favor colonization."
"In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all; and, to the young, it comes with bitterest agony, because it takes them unawares."
"You are ambitious, which, within reasonable bounds, does good rather than harm."
"I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me."
"I am greatly obliged to you, and to all who have come forward at the call of their country."
"Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally."
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Malcolm X Quotes
A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone;
but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality.
Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
Education is the passport to the future,
for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today.
I am for violence if non-violence means
we continue postponing a solution to the American black man's problem
just to avoid violence.
I believe in human beings,
and that all human beings should be respected as such,
regardless of their color.
Nobody can give you freedom.
Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything.
If you're a man, you take it.
I believe in a religion that believes in freedom.
Any time I have to accept a religion that won't
let me fight a battle for my people,
I say to hell with that religion.
Power never takes a back step - only in the face of more power.
Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner,
unless you eat some of what's on that plate.
Being here in America doesn't make you an American.
Being born here in America doesn't make you an American.
Time is on the side of the oppressed today,
it's against the oppressor.
Truth is on the side of the oppressed today,
it's against the oppressor. You don't need anything else.
I don't even call it violence when it's in self defense;
I call it intelligence.
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything.
They just cry over their condition.
But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
You can't separate peace from freedom
because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.
My Alma mater was books, a good library...
I could spend the rest of my life reading,
just satisfying my curiosity.
There is nothing better than adversity.
Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss,
contains its own seed,
its own lesson on
how to improve your performance the next time.
You show me a capitalist, and I'll show you a bloodsucker.
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone;
but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality.
Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.
Education is the passport to the future,
for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today.
I am for violence if non-violence means
we continue postponing a solution to the American black man's problem
just to avoid violence.
I believe in human beings,
and that all human beings should be respected as such,
regardless of their color.
Nobody can give you freedom.
Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything.
If you're a man, you take it.
I believe in a religion that believes in freedom.
Any time I have to accept a religion that won't
let me fight a battle for my people,
I say to hell with that religion.
Power never takes a back step - only in the face of more power.
Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner,
unless you eat some of what's on that plate.
Being here in America doesn't make you an American.
Being born here in America doesn't make you an American.
Time is on the side of the oppressed today,
it's against the oppressor.
Truth is on the side of the oppressed today,
it's against the oppressor. You don't need anything else.
I don't even call it violence when it's in self defense;
I call it intelligence.
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything.
They just cry over their condition.
But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
You can't separate peace from freedom
because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.
My Alma mater was books, a good library...
I could spend the rest of my life reading,
just satisfying my curiosity.
There is nothing better than adversity.
Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss,
contains its own seed,
its own lesson on
how to improve your performance the next time.
You show me a capitalist, and I'll show you a bloodsucker.
Monday, March 22, 2010
Love Quotes
"Sometimes I wish I were a little kid again,
skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts."
"Relationships are like glass.
Sometimes it is better to leave them broken
than try to hurt yourself putting it back together."
"It's been a tough journey
It's been a rough ride
there's been many fights
so many times i've cried
but i wouldn't change it
i wouldn't dare
because through it all
i know u care
i love u to death
i know u feel the same
'coz a love like ours
cant be tamed."
"You can't make up a smile,
You can't turn away just for a while,
You can't make this feel right
when all we really do is fight..."
"O God
help me to choose
each of my acts,
words and thoughts
from the extremity
of the beauty"
skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts."
"Relationships are like glass.
Sometimes it is better to leave them broken
than try to hurt yourself putting it back together."
"It's been a tough journey
It's been a rough ride
there's been many fights
so many times i've cried
but i wouldn't change it
i wouldn't dare
because through it all
i know u care
i love u to death
i know u feel the same
'coz a love like ours
cant be tamed."
"You can't make up a smile,
You can't turn away just for a while,
You can't make this feel right
when all we really do is fight..."
"O God
help me to choose
each of my acts,
words and thoughts
from the extremity
of the beauty"
Life Quotes
"World Need Peace
We need Rupees" - Alwyn Duraisingh.M
"Nothing in life is to be feared.
It is only to be understood" - Marie Curie
"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish,
but you only spend it once" - Lillian Dickson
"Affection shows human mentality
But situation shows human reality" - Bernadshah.
"There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle" - Albert Einstein
"Change is the law of life
And those who look only to the past or present
are certain to miss the future."
"No one is born happy
But everyone is born with the ability to create Happiness
so make everyone happy by flashing your sweetest smile :-)
"If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shines like a pearl
So choose the best place where you would shine"
"If U want to shine like a SUN
First U have to burn like the SUN."
"Life is like an onion, You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."
We need Rupees" - Alwyn Duraisingh.M
"Nothing in life is to be feared.
It is only to be understood" - Marie Curie
"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish,
but you only spend it once" - Lillian Dickson
"Affection shows human mentality
But situation shows human reality" - Bernadshah.
"There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle" - Albert Einstein
"Change is the law of life
And those who look only to the past or present
are certain to miss the future."
"No one is born happy
But everyone is born with the ability to create Happiness
so make everyone happy by flashing your sweetest smile :-)
"If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shines like a pearl
So choose the best place where you would shine"
"If U want to shine like a SUN
First U have to burn like the SUN."
"Life is like an onion, You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep."